What happens when the most incompatible of creatures, men and women, decide to spend their lives together and spend countless hours arguing over the seat cover? In this book, British humorist Jeff Green sets out to provide the answers to these questions. Readers will find tips such as: say you are sorry every morning when you wake up (just in case you offended your partner in their dreams). So, if you live with someone and want to stay as a couple, read this book. If you live with someone and don?t want to continue, read this book.